{"id":1827,"date":"2012-01-20T08:44:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T16:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/?p=1827"},"modified":"2012-01-20T08:44:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T16:44:42","slug":"the-entabulator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/2012\/01\/20\/the-entabulator\/","title":{"rendered":"The Entabulator"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Last Friday’s blog, “Gobbledygook and E-mail Disclaimers” got a lot of laughs. One friend responded with another, “The Entabulator.” By the time I watched it a second time I was laughing already at the anticipation of the language. By the third time I was beginning to incorporate his words into my vocabulary. I’d better stop there.<\/p>\n

Here it is, with the (true or not) two paragraphs of intro sent to me:<\/p>\n

Many years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy\u2028duty automatic transmission business. They were preparing to tape\u2028their first introductory video and, as a warm-up, one of the stage crew began a monologue that has become legend within the training industry.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This man should have won an academy award for his performance.\u2028Now keep in mind, this was a rehearsal for camera, lighting, and stage crew, and he had no script! This is all strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down, and nothing he says is true. It’s just meaningless drivel made up as he goes along.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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