{"id":1789,"date":"2012-01-13T08:42:07","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T16:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2012-01-13T08:42:07","modified_gmt":"2012-01-13T16:42:07","slug":"gobbledygook-and-e-mail-disclaimers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/2012\/01\/13\/gobbledygook-and-e-mail-disclaimers\/","title":{"rendered":"Gobbledygook and e-mail Disclaimers"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Did I say all these posts would be pertinent? If you think they always should be, skip today’s.<\/p>\n

Have you seen those notices that sometimes come at the bottom of e-mails? They’re typically from big companies or accounting agencies, the kind who hire lawyers and have to keep them busy. And they’re filled with gobbledygook (a second language requirement for law school)\u00a0and intended, apparently, for keeping the \u201cwrong people\u201d from reading the information in the e-mail that’s just been sent. Of course, by the time you’ve read it, you’ve read it. And if you’re not the right person, then, well, you may be in some sort of trouble. Someone sent it to you, but they’re not liable, they’re innocent. You as a person, however, could be deleted.<\/p>\n

In their defense, most senders probably don’t even know these disclaimer’s are part of their e-mails, attached as they are as a standard template from the corporate office.<\/p>\n

But just to be careful, I’ve come up with my own. And though I can’t afford a lawyer to really dress it up, here’s my take. Feel free to use it on all your official e-mails. Or write your own. (I take no responsibility.)<\/p>\n

By the way, I’ve tried this out on a number of personal e-mails to friends. To date, none have remarked on it. Perhaps we’re just used to ignoring the small print. Or perhaps it’s just unremarkable.<\/p>\n

Here it is:<\/p>\n

LEGAL NOTICE: This e-mail is intended for the specifically named recipient (herein named, \u201crecipient\u201d) and has been sent by the also specifically named sender (herein named, \u201csender\u201d), and no other sender, meaning there will be no other sender implicated in having sent this particular e-mail, and if there is some other sender implied (implicated) then we, the sending agency (\u201csending agency\u201d), will not be held responsible. Nor is this e-mail to be used for any purpose other than that for which is was intended, namely reading; and if the specific recipient does not read it, we (the above named “sending agency”) cannot be held liable for that either. Habius corpus, status quo, and bona fide. If in the case of multiple recipients, then the reading may be carried out multiple times. This holds specifically for those in the primary address line as well as those in the cc (carbon copy) line. Any in the bcc line will be exempted for reasons that will be obvious to the courts (see sec. 1227-a, “E-mail Protocol, Procedures\u00a0and Publishing Pamphlet) (E-PPPP). Otherwise all compliance with this paragraph will be expected in due course, due process, due season, and by due diligence lest it be deemed past due and the dude be in deep due due. Habius corpus, sine pro quo, etc. If the specific recipient does read, or in the case of multiples, do read, or at least one of the multiples beside the prime addressee (\u201cprime addressee\u201d) does read this e-mail (bcc recipients excepted) according to the purposes for which it was intended, namely reading, then that recipient (or those recipients) is (are) invited to respond. Please be brief.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Feel free to comment.<\/p>\n

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It’s the gobbledegook and circular obfuscation that loves to live in the small print at the bottom of some “official” e-mails. Here’s a boiler plate version you’re free to use, with no lawyer fees added. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1815,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions\/1815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hyattmoore.com\/blank-slate\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}